About Muhhgv
I spend most of my time on the Internet or dying my hair or fixing my wig. I love Harry Potter, supernatural, Doctor Who, and Sherlock. And i just bought professional grade bleach so im probably going to be bleaching my hair a lot now.
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Muhhgv's favorite FMLs

Today, I had to stand up on a train for my 4-hour journey. Why? Two pregnant women flew into unbridled rage with me over sitting in the priority seating, saying I was selfish. I'm recovering from spinal surgery. FML

By hunchbackofnotredamn - / Tuesday 29 September 2015 08:33 / United Kingdom - Southam

Today, I put my hand up in class. I forgot that I hadn't shaved. FML

By ripo95 / Wednesday 26 November 2008 06:18 / France

Today, I finished reading a manga series on a website I go on all the time. As I read the last page I got a huge celebratory message from the website saying I was the first one to read every manga on their site. The website opened in 2011 and has over 30,000 manga. My God, I need a social life. FML

By Lesser spotted female gaming nerd - / Tuesday 12 January 2016 02:47 / United States - Arlington

Today, I gave my boyfriend a blowjob for the first time. He came. A lot. I doubt I'll remember it as anything other than, "The day I found out what sneezing semen feels like." FML

By snortingspunk - / Thursday 3 December 2015 12:52 / South Africa

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend about the importance of foreplay, and that attempting to get me "in the mood" by whipping his cock out and air humping was roughly equivalent to throwing a dry teabag at me and claiming he made a cup of tea. FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 16 October 2015 15:05 / United Kingdom - Eastleigh