About Mrhahn530
My name is Brandon and I'm a CG artist. When I'm not making pretty pictures I'm doing anything and everything I can to stay active. Hiking, rock climbing, working out, jujitsu and bokken sparing, freerunning, and anything to keep my life interesting. I have somewhat of an adrenaline addiction and usually end up in some stupid situation or another. Anything more you want to know you'll have to ask about ;-). aim: mrhahn530 *HA! 70,000 profile views! I'm famous, bitches! And just for being a smartass...*
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Mrhahn530's favorite FMLs

Today, I was with my 14 year old son when we saw a baby sparrow being attacked by four or five blackbirds. We rushed up, waving our arms and scared away the much bigger attackers. The baby sparrow ran toward us for protection, then went past both of us and ran straight down a storm sewer. FML

By Pierce - / Friday 5 June 2009 16:56 / United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were laying naked in my bed making out. All of a sudden, we hear "pop goes the weasel" outside my house. My boyfriend stops and excitedly says, "ICE CREAM MAN", flips me over, grabs his clothes, and runs out of my room. FML

By soooyeah - / Thursday 30 April 2009 12:15 / United States

Today, I ran over a squirrel. I saw it twitching, so I backed over it to end its suffering. It wasn't a squirrel; it was a kitten. The children it belonged to watched as I ran over their kitten. Twice. FML

By Anonymous / Wednesday 8 April 2009 00:11 / United States