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im a 16 year old identical twin....thats about it haha
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Mkfolkma's favorite FMLs

Today, I fell asleep. I felt something on my face. I batted it away. It was my hamster. It died from a concussion upon hitting the wall. FML

By EpicFail - / Wednesday 4 February 2009 23:29 / United States

Today, our dog jumped on the bed while my fiancé and I were having sex, and let out the most horrific fart. My fiancé, like a gentleman, held my nose closed while he continued banging me. FML

By cremyfrozentreat / Sunday 10 March 2013 13:40 / United States - Orlando

Today, I purposely misspelled words while texting my boyfriend so he would think I was out partying and having a life. FML

By nolife / Thursday 30 August 2012 01:33 / United States - Richmond

Today, my boyfriend started freaking out about how his penis floats in water. Baths with him will never be the same again. FML

By bathtime - / Wednesday 21 December 2011 04:32 / United States

Today, my husband and I got into an argument. I tried to assault him with a laptop. He yelled, "Don't hit me with the computer." My apartment neighbor yelled through the wall, "Do what you gotta do, girl." FML

By Anonymous / Tuesday 6 December 2011 02:31 / United States