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Minarae's FML badges
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
    400%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    2%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    4%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    12%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    0%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    0%
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
    29,200%
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
    133%
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    362%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    34%
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
    169%
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
    16%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    205%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    3%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    4%
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Minarae's favorite FMLs

Today, my 6-year-old son said to me, "You smell nice daddy." Surprised but flattered, I thanked him. He then added, "I like the smell of cheese!'" FML

By lamponau / Sunday 9 November 2008 11:26 / France

Today, while in Walmart, I noticed an old man who had been following me for about five minutes. I politely pulled over with my cart and smiled at him so he could pass. He then said with a creepy smile, "So it's your turn to stare at my butt now?" It's the most attention I've gotten in weeks. FML

By Nicole / Monday 20 February 2012 01:14 / United States

Today, I got pulled over. When the cop asked where I was coming from, reflexively I said, "Your mom's house." FML

By SpLo0gIeR / Monday 13 February 2012 15:30 / United States

Today, at school, I was crying because someone I knew had died. My teacher pulled me aside and said, "I understand you're socially awkward, but don't worry it gets better." FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 26 January 2012 11:53 / United States

Today, my boyfriend met my dad for the first time. The first thing he said to him was, "You're an idiot for dating my daughter." FML

By nacho - / Tuesday 24 January 2012 06:42 / United States