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Mehidontknow's favorite FMLs

Today, I agreed to let my boyfriend cover every inch of my body in whipped cream and lick it off. We were both enjoying it until his 9 year old sister walked in and started crying. FML

By fml - / Sunday 7 March 2010 15:46 / United States

Today, I texted my boyfriend saying "Hi." His response: "I got your best friend pregnant". FML

By bittersweet / Sunday 8 February 2009 03:08 / United States

Today, while driving home, my 3-year-old daughter told me she had to poop. I told her that she would have to wait until we got home. When we got home, she pulled down her pants and shat on the floor, because, "I'm home now." FML

By mom / Sunday 26 January 2014 04:29 / United States - Spring

Today, I had to explain to one of my high school students that the importance of Pearl Harbor was not, in fact, because the Japanese stole the US pearl supply. FML

By tpj24 / Wednesday 8 January 2014 00:00 / United States - Ankeny

Today, I decided to confront my friend who has been stealing from me for months. She denied it, while wearing a pair of my pants. FML

By CODgirl102 / Saturday 16 November 2013 05:17 / United States - Palm Bay