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Blind in one eye, deaf in one ear, but that doesn't mean my life sucks as much as yours!
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Today, I told my parents that I was going out with my boyfriend and they agreed to let me go as long as I was home by midnight. Did I come home on time? Yes. Was my shirt right side out? No. FML

By insideout - / Sunday 10 May 2009 20:25 / United States

Today, at my first day working at Walmart, a customer asked if we have any egg cookers. I said I wasn't sure, but that I'd be "eggstatic" to go ask for him. The first clue I got to suggest he hated puns was him yelling "Don't get smart with me, boy!" and then threatening to kill me. FML

By fuckmyjob - / Thursday 19 June 2014 20:10 / United States - Lake Charles

Today, I saw a pair of eyes looking at me from my closet. Realizing it must be my cat, I called her. She immediately came out from under my bed. I can't find anything in my closet. FML

By Idk - / Thursday 29 May 2014 06:46 / United States - Gainesville

Today, the guy on the floor above me decided it was time for a tuba jam session. Apparently optimal tuba time is 2am. FML

By sleeplessinrichmond / Sunday 15 September 2013 06:02 / United States - Bronx

Today, my mom told me that she was selling my favorite thing in the world, my trombone. The only thing that I'm good at is the trombone. FML

By ihavenothing / Friday 18 February 2011 14:47 / United States