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  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    1%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    1%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    3%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    34%
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
    72%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    0%
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Massconquer's favorite FMLs

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML

By mehdi / Monday 13 October 2008 08:20 /

Today, I learned that my girlfriend can sleepwalk. She got up, came into the living room where I was laying back against the sofa playing video games. I wasn't really paying much attention, until she stepped on my crotch, after which she left. She doesn't remember a thing. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 22 January 2014 00:55 / United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today, I was taking a piss when a fly landed inside the urinal. I thought it would be funny to try to aim and pee on it until it flew away and I stupidly continued aiming, peeing all over the floor and the wall. Another man came in time to see it. FML

By Anonymous / Monday 13 January 2014 07:34 / United States - Ewa Beach

Today, I was walking home from a horrible day at work, when some idiot emptied a trashcan on my head from his apartment balcony. He cried "Oh shit!" and apologized because I wasn't his intended target. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 12 January 2014 17:28 / United States - Sharon

Today, I managed to infect a clean computer with a virus while looking up info on how to rid my other computer of the same virus. FML

By me - / Sunday 15 December 2013 01:49 / United States - West Babylon