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Marcusaa's favorite FMLs

Today, I flew to see my long distance boyfriend who I haven't seen in 6 months. Upon seeing me, he ran up to me, picked me up and swung me around like they do in the movies. In doing so, my foot hit a 4 year old child who was running past and knocked him out. FML

By airport - / Sunday 10 May 2009 18:49 / United States

Today, I got in a minor car accident because my mom had to check how many likes her last photo on Instagram had while driving. FML

By Anonymous / Wednesday 23 July 2014 00:43 / Norway - Bergen

Today, my boyfriend wanted to make breakfast. Since I usually do all the cooking, I said that was fine. Four hours later, my boyfriend and I were sitting on the sidewalk across the street as the firemen sprayed down the burnt remains of our kitchen. FML

By Un1ucky - / Sunday 8 June 2014 03:22 / United States

Today, my brain decided to go into suicide mode. So far I've managed to open a fridge door into my face, walk balls-first into the corner of a table, and sliced my finger while trying to cut open some thick plastic packaging with scissors. I'll probably be dead by the time this is posted. FML

By FMyBrain - / Friday 6 June 2014 21:26 / United States - Fairbanks

Today, I walked in on my 15 year old daughter and her boyfriend. They were standing in my bathroom, both naked from the waist down. Supposedly, he was trying to "teach her how to pee standing up." FML

By help me / Sunday 1 June 2014 15:51 / United States - West Hartford