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Today, I asked a little old lady in line at my work why she wasn't out enjoying the beautiful day with all her friends. Her response: "I'd love to, but they're all dead." FML

By beckbr / Monday 2 February 2009 00:51 / United States

Today, my friend announced that she'd lost weight recently. As I was congratulating her, my baby sister said, "I think you're still fat but that's good because you can give more meat to God when you go to heaven." Now I have to explain to a 6-year-old that God isn't a cannibal. FML

By Anonymous / Monday 26 May 2014 11:37 / United Kingdom - Wolverhampton

Today, while working at Home Depot, a customer tried to engage me in a conversation about which gardening tool would "hypothetically" be the best to kill his wife with. FML

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 6 May 2014 22:47 / United States - Sparks

Today, I saw a cute guy and decided to say hi. As I started to think about things to talk about, one story in particular about a drummer who looked like Jesus stuck out in my mind. I was so nervous that instead of saying hi, I blurted out, "Some people look like Jesus!" and took off. FML

By wondercat40 / Thursday 24 April 2014 21:19 / United States - Indianapolis

Today, I learned the hard way that when I ask a cute girl if she's artistic, it sounds like I'm asking her if she's autistic. FML

By Gibsonsgfreak21 - / Tuesday 25 March 2014 05:32 / United States - Northridge