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  • I like your style

    You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
  • Inception

    You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
  • Santa Claus

    You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
  • Checking you out

    You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • I moderated this!

    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • The Mixer

    You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    1%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    7%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    14%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    28%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    82%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    1%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    3%
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
    50%
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
    33%
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M3b4u's favorite FMLs

Today, my 6 year old daughter walked in on my husband and I getting it on. Now she won't stop 'pretending to be daddy' against items of furniture. We have guests coming round in three hours. FML

By Jessica - / Friday 15 May 2009 00:03 / United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex and in the heat of the moment I cried out for him to go harder. He had an exasperated expression on his face, and in an adamantly offended tone he said, "Don't tell me what to do." Then he stopped and left the room. FML

By belljars - / Friday 18 April 2014 02:27 / United States - Riverside

Today, during class our teacher asked us, "Who is Uncle Sam?" A girl answered, "He's the guy who founded KFC, right?" I'm in an AP class and have to put up with these morons constantly. FML

By Anonymous / Tuesday 25 February 2014 21:17 / United States - Fort Worth

Today, after his sixth beer, my dad looked me in the eye and said "I've never forgiven you for what you did to your mother's vagina". FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 12 January 2014 06:38 / Australia - Boondall

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. They thought it would be funny to pretend that they're nudists. FML

By loganHchrist / Thursday 9 January 2014 00:53 / Canada - Winnipeg