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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

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Lolo_lauren's favorite FMLs

Today, I put on my favorite booty shorts and walked outside to smoke a cigarette. My dog had chewed a hole in the middle of my shorts, and I was standing on a balcony that's located on the busiest street in town. FML

By ThatsNotRight / Saturday 31 January 2009 04:08 / United States

Today, I received a response to my perfectly straightforward online dating profile: "How about changing a dirty diaper, mommy?" FML

By sadlysingle - / Friday 21 February 2014 08:04 / United States - Rockwall

Today, I was let go from work because they need "younger people". I'm 19 and I work at a flower market. FML

By Anonymous / Friday 21 February 2014 07:02 /

Today, at my therapy appointment, I was spilling my guts to my therapist. When I'd finished, to get rid of the awkward silence, I asked, "I'm not crazy, right?" His response was, "That's bit of a loaded question." FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 21 February 2014 02:46 / United States - Glasford

Today, while at the Golden Gate Bridge, I spotted a large group of Asians trying to take a picture. Trying to help, I slowly say, "You... want me... take picture?" while using hand motions. The man looks at me and says, "No thanks asshole, I got it," in plain English. FML

By Tourist - / Thursday 26 March 2009 07:19 / United States