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Today, while on vacation, I called my home phone to check the messages. Someone answered. FML

By Anonymous / Sunday 1 September 2013 23:55 / United States

Today, my daughter and I were driving home when our truck broke down. A police officer stopped and offered to let me and my two year old sit in his car for the A/C. When we got in, I sat her on my lap, and she pulled down my tank top and screamed "Boobies!" right in front of the officer. FML

By embarrassedmom / Saturday 31 August 2013 23:48 / United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend hasn't really been "researching" for work on the Internet; she's actually been tweeting the same pathetic plea to a guy from One Direction asking him to "follow" her. She's 29. FML

By LeaveTheGuyAlone - / Monday 29 July 2013 00:18 / United States - Brooklyn

Today, it was the day of my wedding. I had a massive headache a couple of hours before the ceremony so I decided to take a nap. I told my brother to wake me up an hour before it started. He forgot. Now everyone thinks I ran out on my wife. FML

By dhskkf - / Wednesday 28 August 2013 00:23 / United States

Today, while working at a daycare, I had to change a kid's diaper. This may seem normal for a daycare worker, but not when it's a 7-year-old kid who is still not potty-trained and shat their pants. FML

By CrappyDay / Tuesday 20 August 2013 17:14 / United States