About Little_aliceee
I am not a grammar Nazi; I am a grammar Christian. I like to condemn people for being wrong even when I don't know the rules myself.
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Little_aliceee's favorite FMLs

Today, I danced with a girl until the bar closed. We went back to my place. She had a penis. FML

By Noname / Thursday 22 January 2009 23:27 / Canada

Today, a crazy homeless guy got angry because I wouldn't sell him a bottle of vodka at half price. He got so irrationally mad, he put his fingers down his throat and threw up on my checkout. FML

By NotBeingPaidEnough - / Thursday 3 March 2016 13:17 / United Kingdom - London

Today, my boyfriend got so baked, he thought I was in the washing machine. I came downstairs to find him sitting in a puddle of soaking wet clothes, crying about where I was. FML

By cutiecuppiecakez - / Monday 29 February 2016 21:04 / United States - San Francisco

Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time to meet my parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "Son, I want you to suck upon my nipples of knowledge." FML

By leahrb - / Wednesday 24 February 2016 18:55 / United States - Wilmington

Today, despite hints, suggestions, and even blatant criticism, my coworker refuses to believe he smells like rotten donkey nuts. He says he only needs to shower once a week, and that he doesn't believe in deodorant. I volunteered to do an extra autopsy today because the morgue smells better. FML

By ragnarok1540 / Thursday 18 February 2016 04:35 / United States - Philadelphia