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Lighter123's favorite FMLs

Today, being the prank couple that we are, I decided to mess with my husband. When he got off work, I said, "The lady from your office called and said she was pregnant. From you." He immediately broke down crying, and said, "I knew it." Turns out, my fetus already has a sibling. FML

By oops / Saturday 21 September 2013 01:30 / United States - Wichita Falls

Today, I walked in on my daughter shaving the testicles of her boyfriend, who had apparently snuck in through her window. FML

By disappointed - / Friday 20 September 2013 16:30 / Canada - Waterloo

Today, my husband wanted me to "spice up" our sex life. I guess he didn't count on me vomiting when he came in my mouth. We won't be getting intimate again for a long, long time now. FML

By Anonymous / Friday 20 September 2013 04:57 / United States - Santa Barbara

Today, I bumped into a really cute guy I know. I stuttered and floundered, before saying, "Hi, it's me, Megan Thomas." My surname isn't Thomas, but his is. FML

By hoolagirl4422 - / Friday 20 September 2013 11:23 / Hong Kong - Kennedy Town

Today, I went to visit my overly-posh mother for the first time in many years. Upon arrival, she kicked me out because my outfit did not follow the same color-scheme as her decor. FML

By wat / Friday 20 September 2013 05:52 / United States - Santa Ana