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Lancer16's favorite FMLs

Today, I awoke to my husband talking to someone on the phone at 2am. I heard him say, "Baby you're making me hard." Immediately, I asked him who he was talking to. His response? "It's Jake, from State Farm." FML

By anonymous / Wednesday 27 March 2013 23:55 / United States - Honolulu

Today, I went to the airport after saying goodbye to my, for some reason, giggling boyfriend. I learnt why he was so cheerful when I opened my purse in front of the guards, only to find pink-furry handcuffs, and a huge dildo. They pretended not to know what it was. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 23 March 2013 15:21 / Norway - Trondheim

Today, I had to drag my grandmother out of a store because she went up to a black family and started apologizing for slavery. FML

By daddy's girl / Tuesday 22 January 2013 04:08 / United States - Springfield

Today, after applying for a job at a tanning salon, I was told they don't hire "naturally tan" people. I'm black. FML

By Anonymous / Monday 21 January 2013 12:48 / United States - Baltimore

Today, my hubby asked for a morning blow job, and I happily obliged. All was going great until he came and farted at the same time. I laughed and reassured him it was no big deal. He cried. FML

By airbiscuit - / Monday 21 January 2013 12:36 / United Kingdom - Cardiff