About Koza
Brooke. 20. I'm on here cuz I'm bored and i take joy out of other people's pain. What else do you need to know?
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Koza's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through my birthday card. FML

By brycepetrillo / Saturday 7 September 2013 16:08 / United States - New Port Richey

Today, I was conducting surveys over the phone at work. As I called a new respondent, someone answered the phone, burped loudly, and hung up. This isn't the first time. I hate this job. FML

By RidingCJ / Tuesday 5 November 2013 18:04 / Canada - Montr?al

Today, for the tenth time, my teacher made a misbehaving student sit next to me as punishment. He begged for detention instead. FML

By WinkleBottom - / Monday 4 November 2013 22:01 / United States

Today, after being forced to take my little sister trick-or-treating, we had the cops called on us twice. She thought it would be funny to tell all the people giving out candy that I'd been following her around and that she had no idea who I was, and that she was scared of me. FML

By PumaPounce - / Saturday 2 November 2013 04:50 / United States - Butler

Today, the tickets I bought for my favorite band's concert arrived in the mail. The concert was last night. FML

By MsConfusedd - / Sunday 27 October 2013 04:11 / United States