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Kleider1's favorite FMLs
By Noname / Thursday 26 February 2009 15:30 / United States
By KarateKid76 - / Thursday 5 December 2013 03:19 / Australia - Melbourne
By MissYouPieceOfSkin - / Wednesday 27 November 2013 08:44 / United States - Kirkland

Today, I watched a little girl laugh while giving bread to some pigeons at a bus stop. A bus then arrived. All the pigeons moved out of the away, except one. Its head got crushed by a wheel, and some blood splattered onto the little girl's shoes, who then screamed. With laughter. FML

By B_and_W / Thursday 21 November 2013 11:35 / France
By emirie - / Thursday 14 November 2013 21:33 / Russian Federation - Saint Petersburg