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Kitcatjb's favorite FMLs

Today, I learned that just because you live on a different continent, it doesn't mean your mother won't come knocking when you are having sex. FML

By hi Mum / Wednesday 11 December 2013 19:59 / United States - North Charleston

Today, my girlfriend admitted to my best friend that she basically just sees me as a dildo with annoying emotions. FML

By taintedlover - / Tuesday 13 May 2014 21:31 / United States - Seattle

Today, I went on a date for the first time since my divorce was finalized a year ago. The first question the guy asked me was what my favorite sex position is. FML

By CEO / Saturday 10 May 2014 02:37 / United States - Bristow

Today, I was babysitting a 9-year-old kid, when she got thirsty and asked for a drink. All I could find was some kind of Mexican fruit drink, but I didn't realize until too late that it was actually hard liquor. I had to scrub her mouth out with toothpaste and put her to bed to cover it all up. FML

By cantprovenothing - / Friday 18 April 2014 21:31 / United States - Arlington

Today, my boss fired me. I can't really explain the slap I gave him for it, though. FML

By sistermonster - / Wednesday 26 February 2014 09:45 / France - Salon-de-provence