About Kaylselyse
I have a very immature sense of humor with a very mature mind, how is this possible ? Don't ask me because I haven't the slightest clue
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Today, my religious girlfriend convinced me to let her take my virginity. A few hours later, she broke up with me, crying and saying I was going to hell for having sex before marriage. But apparently she isn't, and she can't be with someone who "tempts" her. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 22 April 2015 14:24 / United States - Altamonte Springs

Today, I came out as bisexual to my 17-year-old sister. She was quiet for a second, then told me she knows for sure I only have "girl parts". I had to explain to her the difference between being bi and being a hermaphrodite. FML

By Notthatone - / Tuesday 21 April 2015 23:00 / United States - Madison

Today, I went on a blind date. The first thing the guy did was ask if I knew what it felt like to have spiders crawl out of my vagina. FML

By riiiight - / Wednesday 29 January 2014 22:14 / United States - Warren

Today, it's my 8 year anniversary. My boyfriend's "romantic" gesture for the occasion was to toss a few McDonald's coupons at me and tell me to get whatever I wanted. FML

By CUNTCUNTCUNT - / Wednesday 29 January 2014 21:28 / Australia - Slacks Creek

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend, and I really started getting into it. I said, "Hang on tight, this is gonna get intense." She replied, "Doubt it" and yawned. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 29 January 2014 21:04 / United Kingdom - Wrexham