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Josephinema's favorite FMLs
By badessaymyass - / Thursday 17 April 2014 19:59 / United States - Phoenix
By Anonymous - / Sunday 6 April 2014 18:09 / United States - Lakeland

Today, I was delivering pizza. When I went up to the front door, an elderly lady answered. She was wearing a floral dress that went down to her shins and had a Nicolas Cage mask on with eye holes cut out. When I glanced behind her, I saw her cats had them too. FML

By nicholascageonyourface - / Sunday 9 June 2013 05:13 / United States - Papillion

Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was 'pollo frito'. I then had sex, constantly screaming 'pollo frito' for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML

By FML.. - / Monday 6 April 2009 19:51 / China