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Jonnied23's favorite FMLs

Today, I bought professional hair clippers to shave down below, thinking it would be safer than using a razor. Let's just say the bathroom now looks like a murder scene, and it's going to be a while before I have sex again. FML

By Anonymous / Saturday 20 October 2012 04:03 / United States - Ypsilanti

Today, as every day for the past few weeks, my husband won't have sex. His reason? We've decided to have a baby, and he reckons that the longer he waits, the more competition there will be between his sperm and thus the better the result will be. FML

By Bouh - / Thursday 27 December 2012 04:04 / France - Paris

Today, while making love to my wife, I felt adventurous and told her to hit me. She didn't so much as hesitate before savagely slapping me with her ring hand. Now I'm back home from the hospital, with stitches closing up a huge gash on my cheek. FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 19 October 2012 20:54 / Czech Republic - Ceska

Today, I forgot to pay for my train ride for the first time. Today was also the first time I've ever seen transit security checking for people's tickets and kicking offenders off. FML

By Anonymous / Sunday 21 October 2012 01:59 / Canada - Waterdown

Today, my husband sweetly asked me, "You know what I'd really like to do if I had an extra $4,000?" Expecting a romantic answer, I asked what. He said, "I'd get you a tummy tuck." He still can't figure out what he said wrong. FML

By cargaljen - / Sunday 21 October 2012 00:22 / United States