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  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    179%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    10%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    34%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    0%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    0%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    3%
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
    17%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    0%
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Jay10268's favorite FMLs

Today, I woke up from a dream in which I had a penis. Apparently I talk in my sleep, because my boyfriend kept staring at my crotch. FML

By urgg - / Sunday 5 September 2010 14:20 / United States

Today, I got out of the shower to find my cat staring up at me. Apparently my swinging penis looks like a cat toy to her, so she jumped up and clawed and tried to bite it. FML

By ouchh - / Friday 11 September 2009 20:46 / United States

Today, I had a dentist appointment. While waiting, I pulled out my Cosmo magazine to entertain myself. The woman sitting across from me points and tells me I'm reading "Satan's Manual." I told her I don't believe in Satan. She said, "You'll know he's real when you become his bitch!" FML

By satanlovesme - / Saturday 30 May 2009 23:22 / United States