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Jawesomehoe's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend bought us three kittens. Today, I also discovered that I am allergic to cats. My boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted the cats more than me. FML

By Lola / Monday 23 July 2012 04:31 /

Today, my neighbor called me on vacation to tell me that she let my mother into my house to feed my fish. I don't have fish, and my mother passed away 3 years ago. FML

By My_Name_Is_Zach / Monday 23 July 2012 03:48 /

Today, I checked the app I had used during the night. It's supposed to record you while you sleep if you make any noise, and I had downloaded because my friends say I snore. The only noise it picked up was my parents having sex. FML

By Anonymous / Monday 23 July 2012 08:08 / United States - Rock Springs

Today, my family of five and I decided to have homemade sushi. We did not prepare the fish correctly, and now we all have excruciating food poisoning. The worst part? We only have one bathroom. FML

By fuuuuuh / Friday 20 July 2012 05:47 / United States - Santa Cruz

Today, I was walking in my apartment when I felt something stab my foot. Thinking it was a piece of glass, I looked down. It was one of my roommate's toenail clippings. FML

By Grrr - / Friday 20 July 2012 07:58 / United States - Salem