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Today, I found out that there's something my new wife hates more than spiders. Black people. FML

By WellShit - / Friday 4 January 2013 02:19 / United States - New Richland

Today, I was getting a spray tan and realized I didn't have a hair tie, so I used a thong instead. I lost track of time and realized I needed to go pick up my daughter. I threw on my clothes, drove to pick her up, went to the store, and went for ice cream... thong still in my hair. FML

By Embarrassed / Wednesday 2 January 2013 17:33 / United States

Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend, when he suddenly grabbed my front. He said, in a sexy voice, "Is that your boob?". He had grabbed a fat roll. FML

By ToughTitties - / Friday 14 December 2012 13:45 / United Kingdom - Woodford Green

Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML

By KAAALIS - / Monday 16 March 2009 02:20 / United States

Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML

By The Sbeak - / Friday 13 February 2009 15:54 / United States