About Ilikeirony
I work at a pretty well known fast food restaraunt. It's ok but...taxing... Eeehh... yeah... so enough about me...
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Ilikeirony's favorite FMLs

Today, I told the man I'm sleeping with I thought my sister was prettier than me. His response: "not significantly." FML

By xyz - / Monday 9 February 2009 18:24 / Ireland

Today, I got sent to the head teacher's office for doing "stupid hand gestures and disrupting the class". Yesterday my teacher told the class to do the same hand gesture to ask for permission to go to the toilet so it wouldn't interrupt her talking. FML

By Bad Teacher / Friday 1 August 2014 05:24 / Australia - West End

Today, I told my boyfriend that I loved him for the first time. The L-word is probably one of the only things I'm scared to say, so what did he do? He stared at me blankly before making a farting noise with his mouth and asking if he could go get Chicken Express for dinner. FML

By Humiliated & Heart-Broken / Wednesday 30 July 2014 04:41 / United States - Fort Worth

Today, a customer threatened to smash my face in because I wouldn't give him a veteran's discount on a donut. He looked like he'd eaten his way out of fat camp, and it seemed the only action he'd seen was fighting his way into a lard factory. Still, he swung fast, and I now have a black eye. FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 24 July 2014 21:23 / United States - Annandale

Today, I got fired from my job. Why? Apparently taking 10 minutes to take a shit is too long for some people. FML

By Anonymous / Thursday 24 July 2014 09:05 / United States - Cape Coral