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  • Work is a 4-letter word

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  • 100 kick-ass comments

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Icandothecancan's favorite FMLs

Today, was my first day as a male cheerleader in an attempt to flirt. The girls were stronger than me and it's now my job to be thrown in the air by girls. FML

By give me an F / Sunday 5 January 2014 16:16 / United Kingdom - Corby

Today, while in the yard, my 18-month-old son decided to take off running into the road, where a car was driving. I rushed after him, only for one of my dress straps to suddenly break without warning. It must have looked like I was trying to flag down the driver with my flailing tit. FML

By icandothecancan / Saturday 21 June 2014 23:14 / United States - Duncan

Today, I clogged my girlfriend's toilet, so being a gentleman, I tried to rectify the situation. I plunged the holy fuck out of that damned toilet, only for her to accuse me of jacking off because I was taking so long. When she stormed in and the smell hit her, she called me a pig. I just can't win. FML

By shart up, your puns suck - / Sunday 1 June 2014 18:34 / United Kingdom - London

Today, I took my son to lunch. After we ate, the waitress came over and told me that my son was the most well-behaved child they had ever had there. His response was to pull his pants down and moon the entire restaurant while smacking his bottom. FML

By BekkyLove15 / Monday 19 May 2014 00:12 / United Kingdom - Liphook

Today, I realised the only preparation I've done for my final French exam has been wanking off to French porn. FML

By vivelawank / Saturday 10 May 2014 20:52 / United Kingdom