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  • 100 kick-ass comments

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Hpdrew15's favorite FMLs

Today, my 6-year-old son was so angry at me for not buying him overpriced candy at the airport, that he told a security guard I had a machine gun in my suitcase. The interrogation was not pleasant. FML

By VDM - / Monday 3 June 2013 21:16 / France - Poissy

Today, I witnessed a large woman pee on a pregnancy test in the middle of a Walmart parking lot, clean herself off, then wander around with the test hanging out of her mouth, waiting for her result. Where in the name of Christ do these people come from? FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 2 June 2013 18:10 / United States

Today, while at hospital with a broken arm, I was asked to raise my hand onto the x-ray machine. I told the nurse I couldn't move it without extreme pain. She told me to suck it up, picked up my arm, and dropped it on the machine. I could feel the bone completely separate. FML

By mackmackey - / Saturday 18 May 2013 23:15 / United States - Phoenix

Today, after buying 3 new alarm clocks, I finally decided to video tape myself all night to figure out if my alarm clock was broken or if I was oversleeping. Turns out I wake up around 4am each day and turn them off without remembering. FML

By sleepy momma / Sunday 2 June 2013 06:06 / United States - Altoona

Today, I accidentally hit someone's car while at the supermarket. I left a note, went shopping, and when I came back my windows were shattered, my tires were slashed and "f you" was written on my windshield. FML

By anonymous / Sunday 2 June 2013 05:20 / United States - Yorktown Heights