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Hotbutthurttoast's favorite FMLs

Today, my dad had a chat with my fiancé, telling him he can do better than me, and to think carefully before going through with our wedding. FML

By fuck off, dad - / Friday 4 April 2014 21:31 / Colombia

Today, my neighbor yelled at me because, according to him, the sound of me scraping the ice off my windshield wakes him up every morning. This is the same neighbor who ran over my mailbox last week because there was too much snow on his windows to see properly. FML

By IcyWindows / Tuesday 1 April 2014 02:03 / United States - Syracuse

Today, I went to dinner with friends for my birthday. During the whole thing they insisted that we get whatever we wanted and celebrate, but when the check came, they all looked at me expectantly. I just bought my friends $150 of food for my birthday present. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 15 January 2011 15:33 / United States

Today, I had to finally accept that I have an eating disorder when I caught myself checking for the nutrition facts and calories on my shampoo. FML

By Jasmine_smilee / Monday 2 September 2013 06:47 / United States - Canby

Today, stepping on a scale for the first time in years, I had to lift up my stomach to see the number. FML

By ms piggy / Thursday 15 December 2011 21:52 / United States