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  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
    100%
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
    100%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    0%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    0%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    77%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    23%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    12%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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Greyzero's favorite FMLs

Today, I celebrated my 21st birthday. My boyfriend of almost 3 years gave me a big pink vibrator. Thinking it was a joke I said: "I won't need this as long as I have you!" His reply: "That's what I wanted to talk to you about." FML

By mylifesucks - / Saturday 18 April 2009 07:20 / Netherlands
By Davios / Sunday 27 December 2010 20:48 / United States
By axwound - / Sunday 27 December 2010 13:04 / United States
By BathroomMuch - / Friday 25 December 2009 16:15 / United States

Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I was frantically searching for my cell phone. He was curious as to what I was doing so I told him. There was long silence followed by laughter. He could hardly breathe as he told me, "Honey you're on your phone talking to me." FML

By hunnydoll - / Tuesday 18 August 2009 00:16 / United States