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Greeneyesftwlol's favorite FMLs

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

By caroline - / Friday 6 February 2009 15:29 / United States
By Anonymous - / Friday 7 June 2013 19:32 / Canada - Montr?al
By Anonymous / Friday 7 June 2013 07:10 / United States - Marion
By ididntevendrinkthatnight / Friday 7 June 2013 05:14 / United States - Brooklyn
By DolphinGirl369 / Friday 7 June 2013 04:33 / United States - Fairfield