About Greeneyegirl
What can I say? I'm a small-town girl, a senior in high school. I love spiderman and playing volleyball. So far so great! I'm lovin' life and the gifts it has given me. Live it up!! :)
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Today, I gathered the courage to participate in a class discussion. My professor laughed at me. FML

By Noname / Wednesday 28 January 2009 11:03 / United States

Today, I woke up with a raging hangover. I soon checked my phone, only to find that I'd drunkenly sent nude pictures to several friends' numbers, as well as to my own. I'd then replied to my own message, saying that I'm not gay and telling myself to fuck off. FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 18 October 2013 17:30 / United States - San Francisco

Today, my mom let me stay home from school, because I was sick. We both agreed not to tell my dad, since he's adamant that I never miss even one day of school. A few hours after my mom left for work, he came back home, with another woman. FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 18 October 2013 16:26 / Norway - Ytre Arna

Today, I was talking to my husband about our favorite TV show, when he took my face in his hands and sweetly whispered, "You're so pretty. Why must you ruin it with words?" FML

By sammieshortcake / Saturday 14 September 2013 15:30 / United States

Today, after swimming in the pool, I went into the shower. Little did I know that my niece was hiding in there. She excitedly yelled "I saw your boobs!" Now my nephew won't stop crying because he didn't get to see them as well. FML

By Anonymous / Sunday 11 August 2013 00:04 / United States - Reno