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  • Checking you out

    You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
  • The rules are the rules

    Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
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  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
    25%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    3%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    6%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    2%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    16%
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
    4%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    5%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    0%
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Gniii's favorite FMLs

Today, I became the town racist for saying "black" instead of "African-American". I'm black. FML

By guest / Thursday 19 June 2014 01:14 / United States - Agoura Hills

Today, we had a guy come into the hospital with a carrot stuck deep in his anus. I've heard all kinds of ridiculous cover stories, but his took the cake; he claimed the phone rang while he was showering and he slipped onto a box of vegetables. Guess who had to extract the carrot. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 18 June 2014 19:06 / United States - Lake Wales

Today, I was at Sea World and was about to take a picture of the big walrus. I noticed my phone was still set to use the front camera, and I muttered "Oops, selfie mode." A guy next to me turned, looked at me, and said "Not like there's a difference for you." FML

By furball - / Sunday 15 June 2014 20:01 / - Inchture

Today, my daughter told me that she liked her "other daddy" better. I don't know who's she talking about, but my wife is doing a good job telling her to be quiet. FML

By FirstDaddy - / Monday 16 June 2014 21:38 / United States - Southfield

Today, I was trying on bikinis at a local store. When I put my pants back on, my foot got stuck, I tripped and fell through the curtain of the fitting room, topless. FML

By Anonymous / Monday 16 June 2014 15:24 / Germany