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  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • I moderated this!

    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
  • Socialite

    You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • Checking you out

    You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
  • Night owl

    You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
  • 42

    See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
  • The Mixer

    You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • What'ch'all looking at?

    You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
    12%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    17%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    24%
  • Santa Claus

    You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
    33%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    14%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    8%
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
    85%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    3%
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
    10%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    2%
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Flurpiee's favorite FMLs

Today, I was creeping on an old coworker's Facebook and noticed they'd tagged my face in an old group photo as another girl. According to the comments, the girl they'd tagged me as thought it was her too. I worked there for two years and nobody mentioned the mistake. FML

By ForgottenSarahMarshall - / Thursday 22 May 2014 05:51 / United States - Aubrey

Today, I found out that just because my roommate doesn't buy alcohol, it doesn't mean she isn't stealing mine and slowly replacing it with water. That bottle cost me $150 and was destined to be a present for my best friend, whom I haven't seen in years. FML

By NoMoreMeatForAYear - / Wednesday 21 May 2014 21:23 / New Zealand - Auckland

Today, my boyfriend saw my boobs for the first time. His reaction was, "Well that's... disappointing". FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 14 May 2014 15:54 / Canada - Sherwood Park

Today, to teach my 14-year-old son a serious lesson for bullying a child at school again, I grounded him for the rest of the year. He just snorted and said, "Cool, I'll just jack off all year then! Thanks, mum!" and happily retreated to his bedroom. FML

By Satan's Mum - / Tuesday 6 May 2014 18:38 / United Kingdom - London

Today, I went on my sixth date with a guy I was beginning to really like. He asked if I'd mind if his friend Pete met up with us afterwards. I said sure. Turns out "Pete" is his penis. FML

By KEA_08 - / Thursday 20 March 2014 17:13 / Canada - Etobicoke