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Floppyjohnson's favorite FMLs

Today, I had a meeting with my super-hot TA. When I got to her office, she complimented me for being early, to which I thoughtfully replied "oh I usually come early." She laughed. FML

By SmoothTalker - / Monday 16 March 2009 17:40 / United States

Today, a customer was paying for his food. As he placed the money in my hand, he said, "Careful, those coins are sticky." I asked why. He replied, "You know, male stuff." FML

By pancakelicious / Friday 4 October 2013 11:16 / New Zealand

Today, while I was sneaking a boy out of my room at 2am, I ran into my mom sneaking a man into her room. FML

By dentistrygirl / Thursday 3 May 2012 19:41 / United States

Today, I asked my boyfriend in a sexy way "What should we do now, honey?" He answered, "Suck my dick?" I said "I was thinking of something more... romantic." He replied "Suck my dick in the moonlight?" FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 13 October 2010 13:20 / Spain

Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around. When he slipped his hand down my pants, he scratched my pubic hair and said "scruffy, scruffy, scruffy." FML

By megaladon / Monday 28 June 2010 08:12 / United States