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Today, my boyfriend was extremely nervous to meet my parents but I made him do it anyway. One of the first things out of his mouth was, "I'm glad you had sex." When they gave him a look of shock, he added, "You know, when you made your daughter! She's awesome!" FML

By lsababy - / Tuesday 11 June 2013 18:46 / United States - Muskegon

Today, as if to prove that there is no end to the unspeakable stupidity of the human race, a patient was brought into my hospital, needing a cellphone removed from his anus. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 8 September 2013 16:38 / Switzerland - Bern

Today, my girlfriend tried to get me to wear curly wig, so I could pretend to be Harry Styles in bed. FML

By Anonymous / Sunday 1 September 2013 16:34 / United States - Washington

Today, I could hear my daughter playing with her Barbie dolls in her room. "Do you think your boss will agree to give you a raise?", she said. "Of course, we slept together!" My daughter is six. FML

By Poly24 / Tuesday 27 August 2013 10:32 / France - La Courneuve

Today, I was playing Charades with my boyfriend's family. When it was his turn, he pointed at me. His mother said "Bitch?" The answer was "relationship". FML

By Embarrassed - / Thursday 22 August 2013 04:40 / United States - Gloucester