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Making my misery go away one FML story at a time...
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Enoeht's favorite FMLs

Today, I woke up and found a little note where my husband should have been. It said, "We've had some good times, hun, but it's time for me to move on." We've been married for 15 years, and have 3 children. FML

By AbandonedHouseWife / Wednesday 17 October 2012 20:16 / Canada - Grande Prairie
By m / Sunday 5 August 2012 00:44 / United States - South Whitley
By Anonymous - / Monday 8 November 2010 01:13 / United States