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  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • 42

    See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
    0%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    1%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    1%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    3%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    3%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    5%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    13%
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    63%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    17%
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
    86%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    0%
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Emmmmmyyyyy's favorite FMLs

Today, I began to sign "I love you" to my boyfriend from across the room. I ended up just poking myself in the eye. FML

By Hopeless romantic - / Saturday 16 August 2014 06:20 / Australia - Perth

Today, after months of dinners, coffees, drinks, and a few nights together, the girl of my dreams told me about this awesome guy she met yesterday. FML

By Anonymous / Tuesday 12 August 2014 00:34 / United States - Columbus

Today, I went to a café and got some soup. When I was done, a nice waiter came over and offered to take my mostly empty soup bowl. I quickly at the last of it, looked up smiling and said "thanks". The soup dribbled out of my mouth and onto his hand. FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 15 August 2014 05:06 / United States - Arlington Heights

Today, I tried skydiving for the first time. The professional I was attached to had a boner the whole way down. FML

By emmamrose7 - / Friday 15 August 2014 03:36 / United States - Vista

Today, it's been 10 days since my family and I have been visiting France. I've always wanted to try their culinary specialties but my dad says we "can't trust them". We've eaten at McDonald's 9/10 times. FML

By theshire / Tuesday 12 August 2014 06:23 / France - Nice