About Ellie12345678999
I'm alive... I'm a girl... I like family guy. And feel really stupid for putting all of the ...'s. Sorry. I don't know what to say. Btw you can't say you were born on dec. 6 2014
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Ellie12345678999's favorite FMLs

Today, I tried to cuddle Simon, my five year old son. He wriggled away and said: "If you need a teddy bear, go buy one! Or find another Simon!" FML

By sly / Sunday 4 January 2009 03:55 / France

Today, someone popped my birthday balloon at school. Her reasoning was that she "didn't want people to know we have the same birthday." Who popped it? My identical twin sister. FML

By Anonymous / Saturday 26 October 2013 03:03 / United States - Tampa

Today, I again had to quietly sneak in through my bedroom window. I don't live with my parents. I go through my window because my cat thinks everyone who walks in through the door at night is a burglar or something and attacks them. FML

By Anonymous / Friday 21 June 2013 14:28 / United States

Today, I went to my grandmom's house for an hour or so. When I came home, my boyfriend was on the bed, covered in the sheets and about to cry. Turns out he taped his ballsack to his leg and couldn't get it off because it "hurts too much." I'm 24 and he's 26. FML

By anonymous / Tuesday 23 April 2013 21:07 / United States - Philadelphia

Today, I was babysitting, and I had to pee really, really badly. I couldn't figure out how to get the stupid toilet lock off, and ended up pissing myself. As I stood in the bathroom in tears, their child screamed, "No, no, pee-pee in the POTTY!" FML

By soaked - / Monday 25 February 2013 19:16 / United States - Philadelphia