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Eliitexxxninja's favorite FMLs
By Anonymous / Friday 11 March 2016 12:20 / United States - Jacksonville

Today, while I was working at a sushi restaurant, a guy told me he wanted the table next to the "koi fish tank", because he wanted to let the fish know what happens when they "cross him". FML

By IhadToTakeCareOfTraumatizedFish / Thursday 3 March 2016 05:32 / United States - Iowa Park

Today, some muscle-head showed up at my house and started beating on me. Turned out my son had been posing online as a Navy SEAL, using a picture of me, and had dared this guy to come over and fight him. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 2 March 2016 17:54 / United States - Cedar Rapids