About Ehrmagahd
I work as a cashier/florist/sampler/baker. I have some hella interesting stories to tell.
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Ehrmagahd's favorite FMLs

Today, I was with my grandma waiting in a line. She only speaks Chinese and there was a black man in front of us talking his phone. My grandma tells me that the black man's really loud and annoying. The man finishes and turns and said fluently in Chinese, "What's wrong with loud black men?" FML

By kaichennnxx - / Tuesday 17 March 2009 02:09 / United States

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 7 years with another woman. He panicked and blamed it on the "long distance" and how we "never see each other". We've lived in the same neighbourhood since we were 5 years old, and we've lived together for the past four years. FML

By lalalaisling / Wednesday 8 May 2013 16:21 / Ireland - Cork

Today, my family flew out to surprise my grandma for her 70th birthday. When we arrived, she and my grandpa were both sitting on the couch, high, smoking a joint. FML

By Anonymous / Wednesday 8 May 2013 06:59 / United States

Today, as a condominium security guard, I had to enter an old lady's apartment to supervise the mandatory maintenance taking place inside. I commented on the lakeside view from her window and mentioned, "This is a pretty nice view up here isn't it?" It turns out that she's blind. FML

By rent-a-cop - / Sunday 5 May 2013 04:28 / Canada - Toronto

Today, I was out with my grandma when a pair of very shady guys approached us in the street, hands in their pockets. Without breaking stride, she pulled a knife out of her handbag and told them they'd better keep walking. They did. What the fuck, gran? FML

By emasculated 10000% - / Saturday 4 May 2013 17:05 / Sweden - Ljungby