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Dsw144's favorite FMLs

Today, I was shopping, when a man pointed at me and said to his friend, "Her. She's the one." He replied, "Yes, she'll do fine." I'm scared. FML

By Sodapop40 / Saturday 22 February 2014 21:21 / Canada - Whitecourt

Today, while driving, I saw a dog run across the road. Feeling sorry for the pup on a cold, rainy night, I pulled my car over to pick it up. Once in, it started freaking out so I turned on the light. It was then that I realized I'd just put a wild coyote on my passenger seat. FML

By molliciousj / Wednesday 19 February 2014 05:09 / United States - Houston

Today, even after loving him unconditionally, my originally 340 pound morbidly obese husband, who within the past two years lost almost 200 pounds, left me because now, he "can do so much better". FML

By heartbroken / Monday 9 September 2013 07:19 / United States - Cupertino

Today, I found out the real reason my boyfriend kept starting fights with me, and why my best friend kept telling me to break up with him. It was so they could turn their affair into a proper relationship, then twist it around to make me look like a bitch for dumping him. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 12 February 2014 21:25 / Australia

Today, I told my parents I was thinking about joining the army. They looked at each other and laughed for about 10 minutes straight. I wasn't joking. FML

By IMSERIOUS / Wednesday 22 January 2014 19:23 / United States - Anaheim