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Drugs_usually's favorite FMLs

Today, I got a message from my brother on Facebook that read, "They're watching you." This wouldn't have been such a big deal if he hadn't been dead for two years. FML

By Wtf - / Wednesday 10 July 2013 05:24 / United States - Miamisburg

Today, to spice things up, my boyfriend suggested we wear disguises. Amused by the idea, I accepted. That's how I ended up having sex with Gandalf. FML

By Degueusement - / Monday 18 August 2014 04:48 / France - Puteaux

Today, I saw a bulge in my friend's pocket. I poked it and asked, "What'cha got there?" He said, "Uh, that's my dick, Mike." FML

By not a dick-man - / Tuesday 12 August 2014 17:05 / Canada - Victoria

Today, I was interviewing a woman for a job. She told me that she may need days off because of her artistic son. I jokingly replied, "Does he color on the walls or something?" She then stared at me with a weird look on her face. Autistic, her son is autistic. FML

By dammit hearing aid / Thursday 10 July 2014 22:17 / United States - Wallingford

Today, my son got a beating. Apparently, he went to a club, waited until he saw a couple of girls pulling a duckface for a photo, then rushed over and threw pieces of bread at them. Their boyfriends, not too surprisingly, didn't appreciate this. I had to drive the idiot home from the hospital. FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 27 June 2014 21:15 / Canada - London