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Drawmesunshine's favorite FMLs

Today, we were visiting my great-grandma, who has Alzheimer’s. We spent most of the day with her and she didn't know who we all were. Time came for us to leave so when I gave her a hug good-bye, she whispered into my ear, "You're my type." FML

By KarlwithaK - / Tuesday 19 May 2009 03:29 / United States

Today, my husband sat me down on the couch so he could share some "awesome" news with me. He excitedly declared that he and his idiot drinking buddies are planning on running a real-life Fight Club out of our basement. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 10 March 2012 02:05 / United States

Today, my boyfriend decided he is going to narrate everything I do. I can't get him to stop. FML

By types - / Friday 2 March 2012 15:01 / United States

Today, I found out that my favorite song since I was a small child is actually about anal sex and delaying an orgasm. FML

By Anonymoosey / Sunday 19 February 2012 23:47 / Canada

Today, my boyfriend sang "happy birthday" to my vagina. It was my birthday last month and he forgot, but he remembered the date of the first time he went down on me. FML

By me / Sunday 19 February 2012 11:37 / Australia