About Doggiewoggie
The name is Brooke but most people just call me bitch. I like dogs and jokes, and I'm also the secret queen of Taco Bell.
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Doggiewoggie's favorite FMLs

Today, I met my boyfriend's mother for the first time. She greeted us holding a baby, and I told her how cute her son was. She told me that it was her grandson. Turns out my boyfriend is the father. We're 16. FML

By Notyourstepmom / Monday 7 September 2009 18:22 / United States

Today, an older gentleman came into my work for underwear. I helped him find his size, pulled out a pair of navy ones and he then turned to me and said, "I don't want dark colours because I can't tell if I've shit myself." He then continued looking for all the white pairs. FML

By unashamed / Thursday 5 June 2014 08:11 / Australia - Ipswich

Today, my mother-in-law confessed that for the longest time, she had fantasies about killing me for "ruining" her daughter's life, basically because I'm not wealthy enough for my mother-in-law's standards. She made sure to let me know the situation hasn't changed at all. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 4 June 2014 14:34 / United Kingdom - Ormskirk

Today, I got married. My father saw this as a good time to give some solemn, heartfelt advice to my new husband: "That ring gets real heavy fast." I was standing right there. So was my mother. FML

By CorCelesti - / Monday 2 June 2014 14:00 / United States

Today, I had my buddies over for a few beers and, trying to be cool, I told my wife to get out of the living room and back in the kitchen. I felt smug, right up until she said, "Why? Your mom doesn't need to be turned over for another 20 minutes, dick." FML

By :/ / Sunday 20 February 2011 18:44 / Canada