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Aujourd'hui, dans la nuit, ma voisine a écouté, volume à fond, un CD de prières qui répète en boucle le "Je vous salue Marie..." et le "Notre Père...". Je suis pratiquante aussi mais ma charité chrétienne s'arrête quand l'insomnie commence. VDM

By Amathusia / Friday 6 February 2009 18:55 /

Aujourd'hui, à 20 jours du bac, ma prof de français n'a pas corrigé ma dissertation coefficient 5. Mon écriture serait un "viol calligraphique". VDM

By Anonyme - / Saturday 1 June 2013 18:15 / France - Cergy

Aujourd'hui, je me suis fait opérer. Dans le bloc, juste avant que l'anesthésie fasse effet, j'ai entendu le chirurgien dire : "Les gars, j'ai bien envie de tenter un truc aujourd'hui !" Rassurant. VDM

By Patiente - / Monday 17 September 2012 16:31 / France - Ch

Aujourd'hui, élève de première S, je révise mon bac d'Histoire-géographie. Sachant que ma mère n'aime pas ces matières, je ne peux m'empêcher de lui réciter mes cours pour l'embêter. Mon frère, qui était présent, me demande alors : "Ton bac d'Histoire-géo, c'est un oral ? — Bah non. — Alors ta gueule." VDM

By Sprawl - / Tuesday 26 June 2012 16:32 / France - Orl

Aujourd'hui, je sors d'une épreuve du bac à fort coefficient ratée. En allant prendre le bus, je passe devant un kiosque à journaux. À la une : "Que faire sans le bac ?" VDM

By ShinmeyM - / Thursday 21 June 2012 16:15 / Martinique - Fort-de-france