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Hey guys! I come on here everyday to laugh at the things that happen to people (: I don't reply often to messages :s So yeah js x Anyway, I'm done so bye :)
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Today, I got my eyebrows waxed for the first time in a few months. Once she finished, she handed me the mirror and asked, "How does it feel to look human again?" FML

By bluedevil26 - / Tuesday 3 March 2009 16:51 / United States

Today, I was at the park unsuccessfully trying to take a selfie. A stranger walked up to me and offered to take the picture for me. I agreed and gave him my phone. He took it and ran off. FML

By no selfie for me / Tuesday 16 April 2013 04:08 / United States - Pasadena

Today, it's my 17th birthday, and the first birthday since my mother died, leaving me to live with my previously-absent father. He gave me pretzels and a laser pointer, and said, "Happy birthday, fuckstick". One more year. FML

By Anonymous / Tuesday 9 April 2013 04:59 / Canada

Today, I turned 18. My parents got me a pineapple and a pair of socks. I'm allergic to pineapple, and the socks are too small. FML

By ShellShocked / Saturday 30 March 2013 04:06 / United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't share food after I tried taking a chip from him. I made popcorn that night, and when he tried to take some, I said, "I'm sorry, I don't share food" to get him back. His response? "I can tell." FML

By fuckyoutoo - / Sunday 24 March 2013 23:47 / Canada - Armstrong