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Deathposts's favorite FMLs

Today, I was out with my friend. My six year old daughter was also with us. While we were walking through the parking lot, my daughter asked me in a very loud voice "Mommy, does a blow job taste bad?" FML

By hala - / Monday 16 March 2009 02:18 / United States

Today, my boyfriend yelled at me from the other room for washing the dishes "too loudly". FML

By kj1 - / Monday 17 February 2014 18:28 / United States - Draper

Today, I was on a date with this guy I just met and we went to a fancy restaurant. Halfway through the meal, there was an awkward silence, and he decided to end it by saying "You know, you chew like a cow." FML

By moo... / Saturday 18 May 2013 02:59 /

Today, I found out that a family member found a publisher for his book; his badly written, terribly sourced, historically inaccurate book that insults and misrepresents most world cultures and religions. If this actually makes it to print, I'll never be able to use my maiden name again. FML

By AmatureLitCritic / Monday 14 May 2012 07:37 / United States - Portland

Today, after making out with this guy, our tongue piercings got stuck together. After about five minutes of trying to unlock them, I accidentally vomited a little in his mouth. FML

By Pierceew - / Saturday 19 September 2009 05:22 / United States