About Dayumm_shawtyy
emily newhouse:) 16, almost 17 years old. I've lived all around the world. Just moved to South Carolina from Australia. I'm the girl who smiles & laugh all the time, and I prefer it that way:) I'm probably one of the sweetest girls you will ever meet if you give me a chance. I'm known as the girl who wears cowboy boots & has a cute southern accent. Judge me, I'll be sure to prove you wrong .
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By embarrassed - / Monday 21 December 2009 00:26 / United Kingdom

Today, I was about to propose. I got on my knee in front of my girlfriend and opened the box. My friend thought it would be funny to replace the ring with a condom. FML

By Catholicguy - / Sunday 20 December 2009 08:14 / United States
By Proof-Reader - / Tuesday 15 December 2009 08:32 / United States

Today, I met some guys from my dad's workplace. They told him what a pretty daughter he had, to which he responded, "Nah, it's just shit-loads of makeup." FML

By SheWentCrayola - / Saturday 17 October 2009 02:04 / United States