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Damaniii's favorite FMLs

Today, my car was broken into. They broke the passenger side window and took my radio system. But they didn't take the remote for it. FML

By Donezoo / Thursday 8 January 2009 02:28 / United States

Today, in my rush to do my hair and get to work, I managed to trip over my dog, hit my eye on the counter, and sprain my ankle. I arrived at work with a black eye and a painful limp. My boss didn't care, and fired me for showing up late. FML

By Anonymous / Sunday 21 April 2013 05:07 / United States

Today, while working at a porn store, a group of six people tried to return used toys and penis pumps. Even though you can't return any items, it's still an unfortunately common occurrence. The semen in these particular toys, however, is not. All of them began shouting at me for not refunding them. FML

By ohgodwhyyoufreaks - / Monday 1 April 2013 11:57 / United States - Moorhead

Today, I gave a homeless man my last bit of spare change so he could get on the bus. Just as I was about to get on too, I realized I'd lost my bus card. I had to get off the bus and watch as the man waved at me through the window. FML

By Anonymous / Wednesday 5 December 2012 20:05 / United States

Today, I was singing one of my favorite songs in my car while at a red light. A guy made it a point to get my attention and said, "If you're really going to sing that bad, you should probably roll your windows up." FML

By Anonymous / Sunday 21 October 2012 04:24 / United States