About Colerean
Hey I'm cole. Obviously I'm Asian but I was adopted and raised in the USA so I only look Asian. I love music, martial arts, and getting in a good workout. If you want to tell or ask me something message me. chances are I'll message back. :)
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  • Mobility

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  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    7%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    12%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    1%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    2%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    0%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    0%
  • Censored

    Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
    22%
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
    46%
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
    37%
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
    33%
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    46%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    12%
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Colerean's favorite FMLs

Today, I was so broke and hungry that I went to Olive Garden and faked being stood up, just so I could eat their breadsticks. FML

By 97 - / Friday 17 February 2012 21:10 / United States

Today, I took my grandmother for a spin in my new car. Apparently, she had no idea that seat-warmers exist and that hers was turned on, because fifteen minutes into the ride she started shouting, "My ass is on fire!" causing me to swerve into a pole. FML

By BOOP / Friday 17 February 2012 13:25 / United States

Today, while at the beach, as a joke, I told my girlfriend that I was a shark. She then poked my eyes and punched me in the nose. When I started to get mad, she just shrugged and asked, "What? You're the one that wanted to be a shark. Don't you watch Shark Week?" FML

By sharkboy - / Monday 11 June 2012 02:33 / United States - Honolulu

Today, I choked on a gummy bear and ended up in the emergency room. The first thing the doctor said to me was, "Well, that must have been 'beary' uncomfortable." The entire room burst into laughter. FML

By Kayla / Tuesday 6 March 2012 00:43 / United States

Today, my family started their own version of the Hunger Games. With farts as their ammo, they've been tackling and gassing everyone until their victim "dies" by surrendering. My house is a flatulent war zone, and I fear waking up blind. FML

By district12 - / Saturday 18 February 2012 22:22 / United Kingdom